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Hot weather and long days are what summer is all about. And if you are looking for some funny summer quotes, well, look no further. We have gathered the best funny quotes about summer that will put a smile on your face, including short funny summer quotes, funny hot weather quotes, funny hot summer quotes, funny summertime quotes, funny summer fun quotes, funny sayings about summer, and funny summer captions.
There is something about summer that is so special. These funny quotes on summer will help get you in the mood for the season.
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- Happy Summer Solstice Captions
- Summer Sayings
We even combined some of our favorite funny quotes for summer with our favorite summer pics.
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Funny Summer Quotes
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A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.” — James Dent
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.” – Walter Winchell
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.” ― Michelle Franklin
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.” -Russell Baker
“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” – John Steinbeck
“I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun.” – Brian Wilson
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.” – Raymond Duncan
“One benefit of Summer was that each day we had more light to read by.” — Jeannette Walls
“Summer is singing with joy, and the beaches are inviting you with dancing waves.” — Debasish Mridha
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.” — Katie Lee
“Our one wish is that the summer never ends!” – Paul Dini
“Summer afternoon—summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.” —Henry James
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.” — Taylor Swift
Short Funny Summer Quotes
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“It’s summer and time for wandering…” – Kellie Elmore
“Summertime and the livin’ is easy.” – Porgy and Bess
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.” – Sam Keen
“It is easy to forget how effervescent and free we all felt that summer.” – Anna Godbersen
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.” – Regina Brett
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.” – John Mayer
“The summer night is like a perfection of thought.” – Wallace Stevens
“In summer, the song sings itself.” – William Carlos Williams
“Our one wish is that the summer never ends! In the summer, I will get a golden tan.” – Paul Dini
“Summer passes and one remembers one’s exuberance.” — Yoko Ono
“I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket.” — Kellie Elmore
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.” ― Nora Ephron
Funny Hot Weather Quotes
For when you are looking for funny hot weather quotes.
“When I feel the heat, I see the light.” ― Everett Dirksen
“But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.” – The Beatles
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
“What grows best in the heat: fantasy, unreason, lust.” ― Salman Rushdie
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”- Anne Fadiman
“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.” – Jane Austen
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!” ― April Mae Monterrosa
“It was always the view of my parents…that hot weather encouraged loose morals among young people.”- Ian Mcewan
“People change more frequently than the seasons do, and still, we blame the sun for bringing in the heat.” — Shweta Tale
“Thanx to hot weather for letting me enjoy my ice cream, thanx to cold weather for letting me feel my mommy’s warm hug…” – Sulim
“You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It’s like a sauce!” – Chris Pratt
“Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”- Sydney Smith
“Iced tea is too pure and natural a creation not to have been invented as soon as tea, ice, and hot weather crossed paths.” — John Egerton
“Not only is it summer solstice, there is a full moon. May love surround you like sunshine on a sunny day.” – William Shakespeare
“The thing with heat is, no matter how cold you are, no matter how much you need warmth, it always, eventually, becomes too much.” ― Victoria Aveyard
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” — Rita Rudner
“When the weather is hot, keep a cool mind. When the weather is cold, keep a warm heart.” — Ajahn Brahm
“This kind of heat sucks when you’re not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand. I need a vacation from my vacation.” ― April Mae Monterrosa
Funny Summertime Quotes
Check out these funny summertime quotes.
“Summertime is always the best of what might be.” ― Charles Bowden
“In summer time to simply be.” – Paul Laurence Dunbar
“Summertime, oh, summertime, pattern of life indelible, the fade-proof lake, the woods unshatterable, the pasture with the sweet fern, and the juniper forever and ever… the cottages with their innocent and tranquil design, their tiny docks with the flagpole, and the American flag floating against the white clouds in the blue sky, the little paths over the roots of the trees leading from camp to camp. This was the American family at play, escaping the city heat.” ― E.B. White
“Ice within my heart / Feels like the icicles hanging / I miss summer time” – Jean Elizabeth Ward
“It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine … it’s summertime!” – Kenny Chesney
“Summer summer summertime / Time to sit back and unwind / Here it is the groove slightly transformed / Just a bit of a break from the norm” – Craig Simpkins
“Summer, dropping so easily a delicious everything upon your skin and lips. Like a never-ending kiss — taunting, deep, and luscious. The sun. The heat. The thousand echoes of a timelessness before time, when every day seems longer than the next and no day seems likely to ever truly end. Summer.” ― Carew Papritz
“It’s summer / The heat is blazing like the fourth of July / I got the air con on and its blasting on high / So just grab something cool and jump in your ride / Pick up everybody, I’ll be waiting outside” – Tim James
“We’re almost in a party zone / Cause summer days and nights / Aren’t meant to spend alone” – Edward Mike Love
“Now let the sun shine bright on my happy summer home” – Jerry Paul Keller
“Summer is finally here! School is out and I am kicking back my heels and watching the clouds go by.” – Yvonne Martinez Ward
“Summer is a time to be happy. It is a grand season! I absorb summer’s deep array of color which adds beauty to my eyes.” – Yvonne Martinez Ward
“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.” – Erma Bombeck
Funny Quotes on Summer and the Beach
Check out these funny quotes on summer and the beach. You might also like our list of Funny Beach Quotes and Captions.
“Only at the beach can we go a splishin’ and a splashin’.”- Kate Summers
“To go out with the setting sun on an empty beach is to truly embrace your solitude.” –Jeanne Moreau
“I read and walked for miles at night along the beach, writing bad blank verse and searching endlessly for someone wonderful who would step out of the darkness and change my life. It never crossed my mind that that person could be me.” – Anna Quindlen
“Waves tossed themselves against the shore, dragging grit and sand between their nails as they were slowly pulled back out to sea.” – Holly Black
“If there’s heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached to it.” – Jimmy Buffett
“It doesn’t matter where you go in life, as long as you go to the beach”
“I look my best when I’m totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach.” – Rosamund Pike
“My life is like a stroll upon the beach, as near to the ocean’s edge as I can go.” – Henry David Thoreau
“I want to run the beach’s length, because it never ends.” – Deborah Ager
Funny Quotes for Summer Vacation
If you like these funny quotes for summer vacation, you should also check out our list of Vacation Quotes.
“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).” – Bruce Lansky
“As summer vacations glide past tomorrow / They leave behind thoughts of sorrows / There by the daring sea as we bravely / Dive into tranquility and pray / Oh let it be, please, let it be, once again, today.” – Jean Elizabeth Ward
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”
“Some of the best memories are made in flip flops.” ― Kellie Elmore
“Life’s short. Eat dessert first, work less and vacation MORE!!” ― Lea Mishell
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.” –Frank Tyger
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.” –Arnold Glasow
“The only time that love takes a holiday is when we go on vacation together.” ― Anthony T.Hincks
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”- Sam Keen
Funny Summer Sunshine Quotes
Summer is all about the sun, as are these funny summer sunshine quotes. You might also like our list of Sunshine Quotes.
“Palm trees, ocean breeze, salty air, sun-kissed hair. That endless summer, take me there.” ― Michele Elder
“Let the sun shine on me, for I care not for the moon.” ― Spanish Proverb
“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”- Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!” ― Catherine Pulsifer
“If you want to shine like a sun, first burn like a sun.” ― A.P.J. Abdul Kalam
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”- Steve Martin
“I’m convinced that there is nothing truly good. Hell, sunshine can wilt a flower.” ― Kay Whitley
“Sunshine is a welcome thing. It brings a lot of brightness.” ― Jimmie Davis
“Make use of the sun while it shines.” – Danish Proverb
“The brief flashbacks are sun-kissed, summery and optimistic.” – Steven Soderbergh
“Sunrays must be the sun’s way of dancing alone.” – Prem
Last Funny Quotes About Summer
Here are our last funny quotes about summer.
“There’s an air of love and of happiness / And this is the Fresh Prince’s new definition of summer madness” – Craig Simpkins
“I feel the summer air now / Blowing though my hair now / I think I’m on top / On top of the world now” – Ryan Potter
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.”- Brendan Behan
“One must maintain a little bit of summer, even in the middle of winter.” – Henry David Thoreau
“Summer conditions of warmer temperatures, long daylight hours and pools of water.” – Edward Paul Ortleb
“Summer is a season if bounty, but more than any other fruit, it’s watermelon that marks the season of those hazy, lazy days of rest and relaxation, of slurping and dribbling watermelon juice down my chin.” – Yvonne Martinez Ward
“Autumn is the antidote to stifling summer.” – Terri Guillemets
“In the summer, the choice is ours. Generally, no homework or term papers are due in the summer.” – Neill Seltzer
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” – Mark Twain
“Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.” ― John Lubbock
Funny June, July and August Quotes
If you like these funny quotes for the summer months, also check out our list of June Quotes, July Quotes and August Quotes.
“I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where it was always June.” — L.M. Montgomery
“Everything good, everything magical happens between the months of June and August.” — Jenny Han
“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.” – Al Bernstein
“A cold in the head in June is an immoral thing.” – L.M. Montgomery
“And since all this loveliness cannot be Heaven, I know in my heart it is June.” – Abba Woolson
“No price is set on the lavish summer; June may be had by the poorest comer.” – James Russell Lowell
“June is the gateway to summer.” – Jean Hersey
“I was born in June, so I like summer, and my favourite part of a sunny day is when the sun sets.” – Jorja Smith
“July is a blind date with summer.” – Hal Borland
“July, that lovely hell, all velvet dresses and drapes stuffed into a hot little hole.” – Laura Kasischke
“The summer looks out of her brazen tower, through the flashing bars of July.” – Francis Thompson
“August brings into sharp focus and a furious boil everything I’ve been listening to in the late spring and summer.” – Henry Rollins
“August is that last flicker of fun and heat before everything fades and dies. The final moments of fun before the freeze.” – Rasmenia Massoud
“August, the summer’s last messenger of misery, is a hollow actor.” – Henry Rollins
“The month of August had turned into a griddle where the days just lay there and sizzled.” – Sue Monk Kidd
“If June was the beginning of a hopeful summer, and July the juice middle, August was suddenly feeling like the bitter end.” – Sarah Dessen
Funny Sayings About Summer
No one is sure who said these funny sayings about summer first. You might also like our full list of Summer Sayings. Check out our list of our Funny Sayings for more.
“Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand….hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.”
“B.E.A.C.H.: Best Escape Anyone Can Have”
“Always make sure to get your daily dose of Vitamin Sea.”
“There is always that one summer that changes you.”
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better”
“Palm trees, Ocean breeze, Salty air, Sunkissed hair. That endless summer, take me there.”
“Gone to the beach. Be back never.”
“Live by the sun, love by the moon.”
Funny Summer Captions
Your followers will love these funny summer captions. Check out our full list of Funny Summer Captions. You might also like our list of Funny 4th of July Captions.
- Wake me up when it’s summer
- Less Monday, more summer, please
- Summer is the best excuse for lazy days
- Never stop chasing summer
- Summer should get a speeding ticket
- Happiness is air-conditioning on a hot summer night
- Vacation mode: Activated
- Stay salty
- Girls just wanna have sun
- Summer’s a wave, catch it
- Feeling that summery feeling
- Summer – Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder.
- Every summer has a story
- Floating into summer vacation like…
- If you’re not barefoot, you’re overdressed
- Good times and tan lines
- Watch more summer sunsets than Netflix
- I dream of summers that last forever
- Hey Summer, I’m waiting for you
- Feeling the summer vibes
- Less Monday, more summer, please
- Life was meant for best friends and summer adventures
- High tides and good vibes
- I’m in a flip flop state of mind
- Time to seas the day
- Swim your worries away
- More vacation, more summer
And there you have it! Our list of the best funny summer quotes and funny summer sayings and captions. We hope you found one that spoke to you.
If you like seasonal quotes you might also like our list of Funny Winter Quotes, Short Fall Quotes, Funny Fall Quotes, Fall Quotes, Short Winter Quotes, Funny Spring Quotes, and Short Spring Quotes.
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