50 Funny Yearbook Quotes That Are Almost Impossible Not To Laugh At (2024)

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“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.”

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“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”

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“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.”

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“I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.”

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“I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.”

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“When life shuts a door, open it back up. That's how doors work.“

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“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell.”

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“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.”

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"Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters."

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“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.” – Omotola Omotinugbon

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“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.”

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“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru”

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"I hope natural selection takes care of people who block the hallways."

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“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”

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“It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.”

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“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”

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“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”

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“Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”

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“Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.”

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“I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

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"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.”

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“You can always retake a class but you can’t relive a party.”

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"That wasn't like High School Musical at all."

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“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

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“I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them.”

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“No, Xenia, your senior quote can’t be ‘fries before guys.'”- Dad.” – Xenia Chon

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"I've been a Ho my whole life." – Michelle Ho

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“Education is important, but big biceps are more importanter.”

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“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”

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“Yes, that is my actual last name.” – Christopher Gaylord

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"If you like water, you already like 72% of me."

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“They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something.”

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“Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine into your brain and that’s where the crappy ideas come from.”

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“You went to high school, I went to school high.”

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"I am not Amith. I am a legend." – Amith Mandavilli

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“Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.”

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“So heard the ladies like bad boys. Lucky for them, I'm bad at everything.“

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"I want abs... olutely all the pasta and breadsticks."

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“I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.”

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“If the world is my oyster, then I must have an allergy to shellfish.”

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“See kids? I told you I was good looking in high school.”

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“The ‘s’ is silent.” – Pareeksh*t Ravi

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"No, I did not have a farm." - Joe McDonald

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“I like my coffee like I like my women, I don’t like coffee.”

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“If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.”

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“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”

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"Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!"

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“I make terrible science puns, but only periodically.“

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“When I die, I want my ashes to be pressed into a smokey eye shadow pallet. Thanks.”

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